How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Flop dog

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Welcome to die!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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