- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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