How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Jesus was a good guy

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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