"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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