four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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this is not an anti joke

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Women's rights

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