What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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TOBUSCUS

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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