- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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