Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off to my tank guys!

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

I saw a shovel once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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