- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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