Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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acualy is dolan

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brandon ya twwat

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Dogs in my home.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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