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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Grammer is very important

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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