a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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