- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

My life :(

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What is 9 + 10? 21

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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