- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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