- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

whats a dick a dick

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Your time.

ugh good riddance

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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