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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do u call a black person by his name

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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