Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

2 + 2 = fish

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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