womens rights to vote

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Women's sports.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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