Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Roses are red Violets are penis

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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