Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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wnba

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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I have no ideas.

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Can I touch it?

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Nothing yet CC

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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