Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

whats round and like a ball a ball

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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