Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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I'm gay.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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