What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Where's my tractor?

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What's clear and wet? water

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Penis!

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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