A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Nothing yet CC

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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