Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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AVB

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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