I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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poop

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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