- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

wanna hear a joke? not really

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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