Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Your mom.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Womens rights

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Reed is poopin

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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