What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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