A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

verry nice how mUCH?

A baby seal walks into a club...

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What's 9+10=? 19

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

asian drivers.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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