How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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my namew is jd

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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