what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Will you marry me?

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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WNBA

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Wade's the father

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

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