How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

what do gay people eat?? food

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Womens rights

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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