A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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