Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Asians

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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who is mark

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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