Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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That is so fetch

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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