What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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