- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A woman wears a dress.

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