Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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John Cena

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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