the economy.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Women's Rights

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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