- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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