Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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all the kids had fun

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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it's funny because it's funny

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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