- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did the old man say? Im old

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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