- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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