What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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black people

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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