Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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