How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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