- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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