Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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hey guys im gay

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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