Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Cliterus

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Black people in Camden NJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Uh... What was emulating again?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops